Wingwomen

Tired of always going home solo after a long night at the clubs? It may be time to drop that wingman of yours in favor of a wingwoman. Wingwomen play the same role as their male counterparts, but often have a batting average that’s much higher at helping you pick up women. Your long time female college pals are good bets at being wingwomen, or even your buddy’s cool girlfriend. Tell them that you’re in need of help, and they’ll be flattered and dying at the chance to play matchmaker.

A Game They Haven’t Seen Yet

Women aren’t as naive as we think. They’ve grown wise to the game over the years, and have developed reactive strategies to counteract our wingman’s pickup mission. Having a wingwoman will be like owning your own stealth fighter that flies under the radar.

Look Like a Stud

Women are naturally more attracted to men who have women smiling around them. It’s the whole, “he’s must be fun to be around, if he has female friends” deal. A few wingwomen at your side will show you’re not some loner that’s desperately seeking the opposite sex.

They’ll Fight Over You

Think you’re competitive? Think again. Women love competing for a man’s attention. Just watch an episode of Elimidate, and you’ll see what I mean. Some of these guys on the show are cocky, retarded and quite ugly I might add, but the girls just don’t seem to care. Somehow, when there’s other girls going after the same prey, they go into lynch mode. Bring a wingwoman with you next time, especially a cute one to create a nice air of competition.

Your Foot in the Door

Women have this chemisty that we don’t. Once they gossip about how Britney Spears is so retarded for shaving her head, they’ll instantly become best friends forever. Once she’s in, she can casually introduce you, and you’re as good as gold to work your magic.

No Cockblocking Tonight

Sometimes wingmen forget their duty. Sure, they’re all game when it’s just another run-of-the-mill girl, but when the next Victoria’s Secret model walks by, they suddenly go into solo mode. Selfish bastards!