Better Japanese Condoms – Nao Oikawa

The Japanese have finally discovered spermacide, thrusting them into the 21st century. Okamoto Industries will be releasing Japan’s first spermicide coated condom this month. Managing Director Atsushi Okubo explained to reporters that, “Coating the inside of the condom with spermicide will further ensure that pregnancy doesn’t happen.” The news garnered much ooohs and ahhhs from the reporters, but will surely be lackluster compared to their new company spokeswoman, AV-star-turned TV actress, Nao Oikawa. With condom sales at it’s all time low, they’re hoping Nao will be able to spark some growth. I’m sure she will.