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August 6, 2007

Breaking Up is Easy with the Imaginary Affair Kit

Imaginary Affair Kit

So you’ve explained in every which way possible to your partner why your relationship just won’t work, but he’s still not understanding? Interested in trying a creative solution for your break up woes without having to really cheat on him? The Imaginary Affair Kit comprises of every tool you’ll need to fake an affair. From a lipstick mark stamp and hickey makers to carpet-burns, this kit is as real as it gets.

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  • http://www.myspace.com/mrkoonsta disbkoonsta

    what an evil invention

  • http://www.erapo.szm.sk Lenka

    what about real cheat?! use your imagination…

  • http://www.davecopeland.com/index.php/2007/08/07/links-8/ Dave Copeland » Blog Archive » Links

    [...] Breaking Up is Easy with the Imaginary Affair Kit So you’ve explained in every which way possible to your partner why your relationship just won’t work, but he’s still not understanding? Interested in trying a creative solution for your break up woes without having to really cheat on him? The Imaginary Affair Kit comprises of every tool you’ll need to fake an affair. From a lipstick mark stamp and hickey makers to carpet-burns, this kit is as real as it gets. [...]

  • BinhDoan

    this is disgusting… i am currently going through a divorce.. she thought i was cheating on her… if only she knew that the only one in my heart is her… why would you want to break up with the person you are seeing anyways? whats the point in getting into a relationship that you know will not work?

    this post makes me feel like crap T_T

  • vm3z9

    that’s a little overboard

  • AndySays

    this is pretty hilarious in a weird twisted way LOL

  • http://webjay.org/by/bgizzie/djmikeyfresh djmikey

    If you have to go through all that trouble just to break up with someone, you might as well have an affair! :p

  • AllaN

    Extactly, might as well have an affair, and maybe after things ended with that gf/bf, then stair with the person you had an affair with. So in other words, you would never need to be single.
    -AllaN

  • Dexter Kanuto

    CSI for catching cheaters. hmmm. fine. let’s play Cluedo instead: “who cheated first?”

  • Dexter Kanuto

    why have a kit for break-ups not, make-ups?

  • beni

    My goodness, I wonder why they made this – though its good for Halloween, you could make yourself look like a sex machine – when they should be trying to invent an anti-cheating kit lol

  • http://ladykilling.blogbus.com/logs/7783621.html Lady-Killing

    Breaking Up is Easy with the Imaginary Affair Kit…

    So you’ve explained in every which way possible to your partner why
    your relationship just won’t work, but he’s still not understanding?
    Interested in trying a creative solution for your break u……

  • claudia hall christian

    This is stupid. Why not just say “no”?

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