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Bring Japanese Butt Wrestling to the States!

  • Posted by: Terry Ng
  • on Friday, December 22nd, 2006

You know what the U.S. is missing? TV game shows that are worth watching. I’m tired of the commercials for “Deal or No Deal” and “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?” Models standing in dresses holding a numbered card just doesn’t do it for me. What we need to do is follow in the footsteps of Japan and have half-naked models in bikinis bumping each other’s butts to see who can knock who off the podium first. Japanese Butt Wrestling is what they call it, and the idea is pure genius.

Just imagine the popularity of the show. SpikeTV would be the perfect network for this, and their ratings would skyrocket. To gain attention, the premier episode could be a battle between hotties Jessica Alba and Alessandra Ambrosio. Now tell me what straight guy wouldn’t tune in to see these two girls bootie battle it out? Heck, the idea of hot girls bumping butts would probably even have your girlfriend watching by your side in joy.

So Santa… All I’m asking for this Christmas is a show on Celebrity Butt Wrestling!

  • jules
    • Posted by: jules
    • on December 22nd, 2006 at 5:42 pm

    I agree! Bring it here!

  • b0unce
    • Posted by: b0unce
    • on December 22nd, 2006 at 7:57 pm

    haha this would be awesome

  • vm3z9
    • Posted by: vm3z9
    • on December 22nd, 2006 at 8:00 pm

    those little skits at the end didn’t seem too bad either

  • haz
    • Posted by: haz
    • on December 22nd, 2006 at 8:13 pm

    they should make it an Olympic event

  • GameDudeX
    • Posted by: GameDudeX
    • on December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 pm

    I’ve been saying this for years! But it’s not just Japanese shows, spanish tv stations have lots of great TV shows too!

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    • Posted by: rbx6jm7man
    • on December 22nd, 2006 at 9:26 pm

    they need to make another takeshi’s castle. that show was pimp!

  • beni
    • Posted by: beni
    • on December 22nd, 2006 at 10:24 pm

    ^ya, that show was the ish, i loved the voice overs for it too. It was hilarious.

    Only in Japan. I guess they couldnt show these shows here becuase it would degrade women. And plus, girls here arent as dee deedee as the ones in the show. But Id try this for my next party though. its a sick idea.

  • heartofjosh
    • Posted by: heartofjosh
    • on December 22nd, 2006 at 11:24 pm

    Every country outside of the US has better shows. We just suck!

  • paddyspoint
    • Posted by: paddyspoint
    • on December 23rd, 2006 at 12:13 am

    hey, aren’t those girls japanese AV (adult video) stars? i’m pretty sure the girl holding the fan is Sora Aoi (a very popular porn star).

    check http://www.actionjav.com and you will find all of them there.

    i think the game is plain silly. they should play “my humps” in the background.

  • Unregistered
    • Posted by: yauipop
    • on December 23rd, 2006 at 2:39 am

    That scene was taken from the ending credits of a japanese midnight drama series broadcast on Tokyo TV:

    http://www.tv-tokyo.co.jp/shimokita/

    Nudity is not uncommon in those shows :)

  • Lenka
    • Posted by: Lenka
    • on December 23rd, 2006 at 6:46 am

    wow…i miss this in TV, we have in Slovakia only slovak version of American Idol and some other “reality shows” like American Idol…

  • Unregistered
    • Posted by: rbx6jm7man
    • on December 23rd, 2006 at 7:32 am

    american idol isn’t too bad, it’s all the other reality game shows that are getting old.

  • Dexter Kanuto

    Hahaha. I’m impressed. Japan rocks! You see it, they’ve got this idea that is a possible entertainment. I gonna love butt-wrestling.

  • paddyspoint
    • Posted by: paddyspoint
    • on December 23rd, 2006 at 11:07 pm

    how about tit-wrestling? especially among the D-Cups.

    Nah, that would be too explicit.

    but in zany Japan, who knows?

  • Unregistered
    • Posted by: kemco
    • on December 25th, 2006 at 1:04 pm

    Shimokita Glory Days is a Japanese Dorama of the best ones than I have seen. Aside from the stars porno that appear in the series, the plot of is amused. I recommend it to everybody. ENJOY

  • Inigo Montoya

    Japanese games shows are the greatest form of television entertainment on the planet!

  • Unregistered
    • Posted by: Andaras
    • on December 26th, 2006 at 11:28 am

    That’d be great to have in the U.S.! The idea’s a little weird but it’s still hot. But, hey, it’s Japan, everything’s sexy and weird over there. It’d also be nice to see them on TV.

  • David
    • Posted by: David
    • on December 26th, 2006 at 1:03 pm

    That’s just plain entertainment right there :)

  • tummie
    • Posted by: tummie
    • on December 29th, 2006 at 9:44 am

    please please bring it to the states.

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