You know what the U.S. is missing? TV game shows that are worth watching. I’m tired of the commercials for “Deal or No Deal” and “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?” Models standing in dresses holding a numbered card just doesn’t do it for me. What we need to do is follow in the footsteps of Japan and have half-naked models in bikinis bumping each other’s butts to see who can knock who off the podium first. Japanese Butt Wrestling is what they call it, and the idea is pure genius.

Just imagine the popularity of the show. SpikeTV would be the perfect network for this, and their ratings would skyrocket. To gain attention, the premier episode could be a battle between hotties Jessica Alba and Alessandra Ambrosio. Now tell me what straight guy wouldn’t tune in to see these two girls bootie battle it out? Heck, the idea of hot girls bumping butts would probably even have your girlfriend watching by your side in joy.

So Santa… All I’m asking for this Christmas is a show on Celebrity Butt Wrestling!