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Jessica Alba Voted Sexiest Substitute Teacher

  • Posted by: Terry Ng
  • on Tuesday, November 21st, 2006

Jessica Alba

Is there a poll or award that Jessica Alba doesn’t win? The latest comes from the National Education Association, where actress Jessica Alba is the celebrity people would love to see as their substitute teacher. Are you surprised?

The sexy Hollywood star topped the poll with approximately 46 percent of the votes. Coming in second was Oprah Winfrey.

Reg Weaver, NEA president, said that the poll was conducted to bring into focus the role of substitute teachers who work long and hard, but who rarely get credit for a student’s success:

“Although substitute educators play a key role in the classroom, they are often taken for granted. Our celebrity Substitute Educators Day poll is an excellent way for us to spotlight the collective contributions of substitutes to schools nationwide”

  • jules
    • Posted by: jules
    • on November 21st, 2006 at 2:07 pm

    Ah, if only this were true! She’s so hot!

  • jan
    • Posted by: jan
    • on November 21st, 2006 at 2:09 pm

    You guys so wish!

  • Cygnatt
    • Posted by: Cygnatt
    • on November 21st, 2006 at 4:34 pm

    she is not only hot!!! she looks like nice girl!! i hope she is!!!

  • GameDudeX
    • Posted by: GameDudeX
    • on November 21st, 2006 at 4:47 pm

    I’d like her to teach me a thing or two.

    =p

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • haz
    • Posted by: haz
    • on November 21st, 2006 at 4:47 pm

    i bet the ones voted for her have her pics on thier bedroom wall!

  • David
    • Posted by: David
    • on November 21st, 2006 at 5:14 pm

    Wonder what’s she’s doing with a bag of doggie food :P – Can’t beat the sexiest celebrity in Hollywood in any contest :)

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    • Posted by: rbx6jm7man
    • on November 21st, 2006 at 7:21 pm

    i don’t know if i’d be able to concentrate if she’s my teacher… maybe if the class was something like Health/PE

  • beni
    • Posted by: beni
    • on November 21st, 2006 at 7:47 pm

    i hope she comes tomy school and does her thing.

  • paddyspoint
    • Posted by: paddyspoint
    • on November 22nd, 2006 at 1:43 am

    it would be very difficult to concentrate on the lesson if jessica alba became your substitute teacher. i think she would be more of a distraction than an asset to the education of the youth of america.

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    • Posted by: phanguy
    • on November 22nd, 2006 at 2:01 am

    i don’t think i’d want oprah for my teacher.

  • JwKuo87
    • Posted by: JwKuo87
    • on November 22nd, 2006 at 5:06 am

    Guess I know what to put on my wish list this year

  • Lenka
    • Posted by: Lenka
    • on November 22nd, 2006 at 6:26 am

    No more ALba, pls.

  • Inigo Montoya

    All I hear in my head now is “Hot for Teacher” by Van Halen.

  • David
    • Posted by: David
    • on November 22nd, 2006 at 9:00 am

    Too many articles on Alba Lenka? :P She’s too good to be true.

  • RyanA
    • Posted by: RyanA
    • on November 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

    No, MORE Alba, pls! its all about the commas
    She looks fit carry that medium-lg bag of doggie yummies!
    I bet she’d be a nice teacher though.

  • b0unce
    • Posted by: b0unce
    • on November 26th, 2006 at 5:57 pm

    she can teach me anything, anyday :)

  • Dexter Kanuto

    what’s a good thing having a sexy sub teacher named Jessica Alba can enlighten the minds of every single innocent boys…ehem men…in the classroom.

    Jessica Alba’s Instructions:::

    lesson 1: who’s the sexy sub teacher now huh?

    lesson 2: u think ur up to turn d heat on?

    test 1: kiss

    test 2: booty shaker

    assignment/project: want more heat?

  • hirpus
    • Posted by: hirpus
    • on December 1st, 2006 at 11:35 pm

    1×1=1, 2×2=4, 3×3=9…

    I’m have… Inch ? Ten now…

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