Mimi Miyagi

Asian-American porn star, Mimi Miyagi is whoring for votes! The actress has starred in films such as “Seoul Train” and China Vagina”. Last month, Mimi declared her candidacy to run for governor of Nevada as a Republican. “I have nothing left to hide,” she said when filing her papers for the November election. “My slogan is, I’m bare and honest at all times.”

The 32-year old Philippine-American would like to slash tax rates and substantially increase in the minimum wage. “Look, I’m not some old bastard playing golf. I’m for the people, which means raising the minimum wage and getting rid of business taxes for entertainers. I’m a Republican because I love to bear arms and breasts!”

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