Penelope Cruz puts the nail in the coffin about her rumored lesbian affair with Salma Hayek. She showed up on the Late Show With David Letterman earlier this week to promote her new movie Volver. Dave got onto the topic of talking about Penelope’s photography hobby and pulled up a photo of her grabbing Salma’s plump ass at the Bandidas movie premier.

Penelope explained to Dave: “We did that in front of 100 photographers and the story now is that apparently we are lovers. I’m sorry to say, that is not the case!”

Dave looked pretty disappointed that the rumor wasn’t true. Doesn’t it just suck when your fantasy bubble gets burst, because if anyone could turn a woman into a lesbian, it’d be Salma Hayak.

Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek
Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek
Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek
Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek
Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek