Are you so damn hot and sexy that creepy guys can’t keep their hands off you? Have no fear, the No-Contact Jacket is here!
The No-Contact Jacket is a wearable defensive jacket created to aid women in their struggle for protection from violence. I think it’s great from protection against stalkers and fans too. It’s tough being an A-list Bloglebrity you know?
When activated by the wearer, 80,000 volts of low amperage electric current pulses just below the surface shell of the entire jacket. This exo-electric armor prevents any person from unauthorized contact with the wearer’s body. If an assailant were to grab hold of the wearer the high voltage exterior would interrupt their neurological impulses which control voluntary muscle movement.
The neuromuscular system would be overwhelmed causing disorientation and loss of balance to occur and of course pain.
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Posted by phanguy
that describes me perfectly! but not really. it’d be fun to play with though i’m sure.
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Posted by yume
I think you’d really have to worry about your life on a daily basis to wear something like that!
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Posted by kevinkim
hahhahahahahahaha
i think I need something like that. i wonder if they have briefs. lol
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Posted by jan
wouldn’t be a bad idea in a bad part of town when you’re coming out from a late night party. ;) BZZZZZZZzzzzz!
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Posted by YoungGoGetter
For sexy guys? Umm….
Take your hands…hold them out in front of you…face your palms towards you…bring all of your fingers together, putting your thumb outside of the other 4. That’s it…easy huh?
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Posted by beni
id get it just for the jokes
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Posted by David
Wonder how many volts it puts through your body when you do come in “contact” :P, - checking out their main site.
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Posted by heartofjosh
80,000 volts from a 9-volt battery? Jeeez!
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Posted by rbx6jm7man
dude! that’s impossible! otherwise, this thing is made by and for agoraphobics and paranoid schizophrenics.
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Posted by vm3z9
Just take her out at her knees. But I bet they will be making protective pants as well.
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Posted by yume
lol! no-contact panties would be the bestest!
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Posted by smashy
so um… what happens if you touch someone with the jacket though… you could fight crime in that thing.
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Posted by paddyspoint
you could be a superhero with that thing. but there’s a risk that you could accidentally touch it yourself and get shocked. maybe it’s not so practical.
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Posted by rbx6jm7man
i wonder if the next version will be spandex so you can be streamlined for flying….
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Posted by JwKuo87
Now, available in.. just one colour?! One type?! Hahahaha! So that means all I need to be careful of, is some weird looking black jacket?
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Posted by JwKuo87
Hey, by the way.. what if it’s raining? What if you fall in the water? What if someone spills coffee?
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Posted by rbx6jm7man
dude…. sucks to be you!
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Posted by smashy
u could use the jacket as some kind of electric net, just throw the thing on top of someone and let the voltage flow..
the jacket seems a bit impractical, and i’d seriously reconsider its availability to the public…
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Posted by Dexter Kanuto
Don’t fry your hands with those gizmos.
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Posted by djss
lol this jacket is jokes. i would buy it just for the hell of buzzing my friends while they touch my jacket hahaha.
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