Ed Bassmaster dresses up as a zombie and scares the hell out of drive-thru tellers at various fast food chains. Can I have some nuggets? Brain nuggets that is.
From the infomercial it says you can get fit by using this Ace Power workout machine that simulates horse riding. Looks more like a machine for mastering the pelvic thrust if you ask us. The top two YouTube comments say it best:
If your gym has this, you’ll really want to wipe this one down.
And if you call in the next 10 minutes, they’ll throw in the Hello Kitty fleshlight absolutely free!