This year marks the 100th anniversary of the Neiman Marcus which coincides with the release of their 100th Anniversary Edition Christmas Book. It’s a great guide to help with your holiday shopping, but what makes this catalog special begins on page 95, where the Fantasy Gifts we really want are shown.

Fantasy Gifts are over-the-top selections by Neiman Marcus. Over the years, they’ve included such items as personalized jetliners, an entire bowling alley, and the biggest carats you’ve ever laid your eyes on. Topping the 2007 Christmas fantasy list is the Nieman Marcus Montana Wilderness Package worth a whopping $2,300,000.00!

And if you have the cash for this outrageous getaway, then most likely you’ll want some of the other lavish items Neiman Marcus has in store for you.

Neiman Marcus 2007 Fantasy Gifts

Dragon Topiary ($35,000)

Tree Tent ($50,000)

Classical Superstars Fantasy Concert ($1,590,000)

Swami Conversational Robot ($75,000)

Vertu Signature Diamond Phone ($73,000)

NM® 2008 Lexus® IS F Special Build Sedan ($68,000)

Rocket Racing Leagueâ„¢ Team ($2,000,000)

Online Only Media Wall ($100,000)

Montana Wilderness Package ($2,300,000)

His & Hers Double Portrait in Chocolate ($110,000)

Papalotzin Ultralight and Journey ($80,000)

NM Gem Triton 1000 Submarine ($1,440,000)

305-Carat Uncut Diamond Necklace ($1,000,000)

Neiman Marcus parterned with BMW last month to create a unique set of 50 customized M6 convertibles. They were trimmed with a Piano Black finish and painted in Ruby Black. Each Neiman Marcus BMW M6 cost a total of $139,000. A base BMW M6 costs about $96k, so we’re talking over $40k in upgrades! When did paint cost $40k?!

Let’s add to the fact, that there were enough idiots that bought into this gimmick of owning a Neiman Marcus M6, that they sold all 50 convertibles in 92 seconds on Wednesday. Apparently, the phone lines for orders were jammed!

Someone please tell me, when did Neiman Marcus become a tuner? For $40k extra, I would’ve at least expected a set of diamond encrusted rims, a spankin’ supercharger, and a Hawaiian Tropic model waiting for me in the passenger seat.

Neiman Marcus BMW M6