Penelope Cruz puts the nail in the coffin about her rumored lesbian affair with Salma Hayek. She showed up on the Late Show With David Letterman earlier this week to promote her new movie Volver. Dave got onto the topic of talking about Penelope’s photography hobby and pulled up a photo of her grabbing Salma’s plump ass at the Bandidas movie premier.

Penelope explained to Dave: “We did that in front of 100 photographers and the story now is that apparently we are lovers. I’m sorry to say, that is not the case!”

Dave looked pretty disappointed that the rumor wasn’t true. Doesn’t it just suck when your fantasy bubble gets burst, because if anyone could turn a woman into a lesbian, it’d be Salma Hayak.

The ratings for ABC’s new show “Ugly Betty” haven’t been bad at all. It’s consistently ranked in the Top 20 TV shows by Nielsen Media. However, when the show’s producer is Salma Hayek, there’s a vested interest to make it a Top 10 hit. So how do you ensure that happens? By appearing as a guest, taking off your shirt and exposing your beautiful breasts to the entire world!

Salma Hayek has got to be the hottest 40-year-old actress in Hollywood. If Salma decides to pull stunts like this on a regular basis, I’m sure many more guys would tune in to watch, because Betty Suarez just doesn’t cut it.

YouTube Video of Salma’s Elevator Scene