Tokyo Drift Caption Contest

So you think you can dance?

can you see my nose hairs?

You know you wanna kiss me for this keys :)

sean: keys to ignition and the gloves to ali, two and fro birds in the sea…
d.k: shut up and race this isn’t the intial d intro

dk: i think i enjoy being this unecessarily close to you.
sean: oh yeah? me too. wanna go for a ride?

One key belongs to your moms, and the other belongs to your girlfriend, what are you going to do about it?

heh… my Axe deodorant never fails.

mmmm…heres the keys to my room… how bout a lil brokeback touge fun

“Black power !”

sean: you like my hair..really? but i like your hair!
dk: yep..serious.

DK-I’m not wearing any underwear

Sean-my place right now. i’ll drive

DK – Give them back!
Sean – Friends don’t let friends drive drunk…

lets start the race by kissing my armpit

Sean: You want the keeeeys? Well you can’t have the keeeys!

D.K: You know who I am kid? I’m the Drift King Bitch!

=9

hey very funny ha ha

Sean: Hey DK, I got a room in hilton. I will meet you there at 11 room 2046. My ass feel itchy … so make it fast !!

CHEESINESS CONTEST

sean: you’re flat nose is no match for my receding hairline.
DK: oh yeah, well you’re country twang is no match for my hypnotic stare. Chicks dig my beautiful eyes, you know.
sean: yeah,you may have the looks, but i’ve got the keys to their heart.

Guy in the background, “How long are they going to stare at each other??”

Girl, “…”

*Long Pause*

Sean: See? This is what a Gillette Fusion can do for you.

You blinked first!

…green light….. RED LIGHT!

hey…try to be really still…i think your arm is stuck to my face.

sean: DK… Why did u stop? I thought we were dancing?

dk: Look…IM LEADING DAMNIT! I’LL KILL YOU IF YOU DIP ME AGAIN!!!!

sean: why do birds suddenly appear…
dk: every time…
sean: you are near…
dk: just like me…
sean: they want to be…
sean and dk: close to you…

“Let me help you with that knife in your head.”

Sean: Wanna see some real action? Get in my car, hehehe

“im a short little teapot short and stout, here is my handle, here ….”

DK: GIVE. ME. THE KEYS.
Sean: ALL RIGHT! Just stop touching me there with your hands. You’re making me uncomfortable…

imagine both are dancing really close to each other
(music: bm-bm-bm-bmbmbm-bm-bm)

sean: i like to move it move it
dk: i like to move it move it
sean: i like to move it move it
dk: i like to
sean: MOVE IT! yeah baby!

Sean: Here you can drive! Make sure its the quickest route to the next 7-11, because frankly you need some mentos.

I’m telling you, I got better smelling armpits!

Lets go rape Justin Lin for hiring us in this stupid ass movie

Do U know What Drift is?

sean: go ahead. tickle me. i dare you!
d.k.: oh i will. i Will tickle you. and you’re gonna laugh!
sean: (sarcasticly) yeah. i’ll definately laugh.
d.k.: if you want me to tickle you, i’ll tickle you. just say the word son!
sean: well then do it!
d.k.: fine! i will.
sean: i don’t think you will!
d.k.: OH YEAH!?

girl in back: if he doesn’t tickle him, i will.
guy in back: my hair’s on fire.

I haven’t drank so much SAKE… i can still drive man…hic…i’m not giving you my keys…they’re MINE!

gotta ride me hard to get the keys.

:D

How bout we go to my place order a pizza and then mabe some sex?

hell no

What? You dont like pizza?

no!

you blinked!

i’m dangling the keys..
you know wat that means..
you come 90% and i’ll go 10%

HITCH! =)

Friends dont let friends drive while asian.

DK: yo is my fly undone?
sean: yeah man don’t look down
DK: oh…=.=
sean: i got the keys jump in and we’ll go an buy you a new pair of jeams

DK: hey baby what kind of mickey mouse operation are you trying to pull here.
Sean: this one biatch i got my keys, now lets go race.
DK: fine, but first let me stare into those gaijin eyes a little bit longer before we go race.
Sean: fine, i am down.